Really
SERIOUSLY
JUST STOP
Are you still reading?, well its good you're not a wimpy reader, but I don't have much time to tell this story. Just to start off, are you afraid? Of anything in particular, or just generically? you should always remember that there is always something to be afraid of. (sorry about that, it was just to get you in the mood). Chances are that you've seen the chicks. You might even have held them. If you were lucky Then you might even had had the opportunity to develop an understanding with one, just a little relationship that will help you get through life. Chances are also that you probably don't know the truth about these ridiculously fluffy creatures: They are the result of a horrible mad scientist's experiment gone terribly wrong. (I have decided to do the rest of the story as if it were a movie, so bear with me)
Scene one:
zoom into blackness
title appears "Top Secret (seriously)"
credits (no one cares about these so i'll leave them out)
NARRATOR: In a world of science and discovery, a world of pioneers discovering new frontiers, an out of work mad scientist ponders what to do next in is laboratory
MAD SCIENTIST (with a heavy russian accent): Igor! put those down! what are you doing??
Just trying to tidy up master... Oops!:IGOR
Box of chickens falls to the floor at the same time Igor smashes into a row of test tubes, spilling them everywhere
MAD SCIENTIST: You fool now look what you've done!
The chicken start pecking out of the concoction of chemicals that has splattered across the floor
NARRATOR: Suddenly, the chickens clucking stops, replaced by a much more confusing noise...
"Hey Orie""Hi! Nice to see you again Leopard":CHICKS
"I'm hungry""same here""when do we get food?"
"FOOD!!!!"
MAD SCIENTIST:IGOR!! THIS COMES OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK!!
Not again...:IGOR
TWO WEEKS LATER
UNSUSPECTING PROFESSOR HILL: Thanks for watching over the chicks, MR.Mad Scientist
MAD SCIENTIST: Uuuuuhhhh Absolutely N-nnoo problem. We definitely didn't accidentally Cause them T-ttoo evolve and develop human-level brains, no ma'am
NARRATOR: And profesor Hill walked away with the chicks, unknowing of their amazing abilities,
Authors note: Sorry its so corny
Ha! I thought Leopard Baby might have just asked me for a teaspoon of oatmeal, but then I figured I was just going crazy. Turns out it was mad scientists, huh?
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