A Chick Kingdom of 5 Report, How to Scare the Chicks

Disclaimer: This is completely fictional.

Do not maul me for my title. I was mauled enough times today by a dude I know in boxing gloves with a nerf gun.

Anyway, Kingdom of 5 Report:

Media: Kingdom of 5: Standard Report (aka a nice little story I wrote about what might be going on in the chicken kingdom)

19/4/13, Kingdom of 5: Sleepy Joe does his unusual act that he does daily of bringing pellets from mash to the rest of the chicks. Sleepy Joe wants a good sleep tonight and therefore has come up with a way how, which means not sleeping, for which tome he slept for 5 hours.

Spark, the fastest of them all, got the biggest and best pellet, but Sleepy Joe's plan has gone so that Eminem will get he best pellet, so he takes it away from Spark and gives it to Eminem, but Sleepy Joe would have let Spark have it if Eminem didn't trade it for his great spot in the barn.

The barn, a torn down house is a house with the walls removed from both sides of it so the chicks can get in, and as Sleepy Joe begins to fall asleep, Eminem begins to rap in the not-so-great spot in the barn.

Eminem is singing his song "Tweet T-weet Tweet," which has been made famous by his producer, Spark, throughout the Kingdom of 5, which apparently has only 5 people instead of the 6 they expected, which caused spark to fall asleep and Eminem to become paralyzed as a part of Sleepy Joe's master plan.

So, that is my report. Now, chickens. I wonder if it was one of your relatives that was in my cob salad tonight.....