Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The Tale Of The Great Chickens Of The Round Pen

             Once in, in a far land of the island of Governor.  On this island lived a great community of valiant and feathery knights.  Among these knights lived Prince leopard and his six great soldiers.  It had been foretold that these knights would venture to a far off land, from which they might ne'er return.  One fateful day in late spring, a great power came to approach their god.  The stranger spoke in the voice of the gods, and ate the godly foods.  It came to be that the gods had decided that the knights of Prince Leopard were to be taken to the land of the young gods, the mighty warden of Columbia Secondary.  The journey was long and involved traveling into a massive dark cavern, saturated with noise  but it was impossible to see where it had originated.  The next day they were placed in a small hut, forced to cope with their new surroundings.  The day and night came and went uneventfully, but they soon discovered that the gods wished for the knights to live in a castle of splendor, and so the egg palace was fashioned.  This wondrous palace contained a fortress in which they would camp if they feared any danger would befall them, and a machine created by the gods which was used for feeding.  They lived in this palace for many days, each day the castle being filled with more great objects.  The knights found occasionally necessary to attempt to do battle with the gods in order to protect their brethren, but king leopard realized that the gods meant them no harm, and he even became close to the greatest of the gods of ELA, Professor Hill, and he would often rest on her shoulder as she made the decisions he knew would change the world as he knew it. 

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